Every ex says: “Don’t write about me.” And yet, here we are.

I fuck, I love, I write — Usually in that order.

Friends!

First thing’s first. I am a web designer. Once a year, I open my books - I am doing so from now until October 15th. During this time, I will book the entirety of my 2026. If you want a website, now is the time to apply. If you come from my newsletter, say so and I will give you $200 off.

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